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程序员看了面向对象的书，真的能学到致富的办法吗？答：里面是有很大篇幅讲了如何继承 以动手实践为荣，以只看不练为耻。
以打印日志为荣，以出错不报为耻。
以局部变量为荣，以全局变量为耻。
以单元测试为荣，以手工测试为耻。
以代码重用为荣，以复制粘贴为耻。
以多态应用为荣，以分支判断为耻。
以定义常量为荣，以魔法数字为耻。
以总结思考为荣，以不求甚解为耻。
来自 程序员八荣八耻 《21天精通C++》 一个女生说她有C++，但她不懂编程 电梯从20楼往下时，突然急降几层。
「你们刚才按了什么？」
「我按10，他接着按8。」
「我立即上去20楼看看能否重现。」
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图形程序员看着天空，说：「那朵云不错，光影细节丰富，很真实。」 转。
笔记本跟女朋友掉河里，救哪个？
A说：要看笔记本的配置。
B说：如果我的工程都提交了就就女朋友。
C说：没有女朋友会不会报空指针啊 今天去吃饭发现我们坐的是0号桌…大家都认为这家店一定是程序员开的… 走到路上看见一大爷，健步如飞，两鬓银发，精神抖擞。于是禁不住上进问道健身秘诀。只听大爷回答
没办法，十年程序生涯，就是这么任性。 老婆给程序员老公打电话：“下班回来顺路买一斤包子，如果看到西瓜，买一个”
当晚，程序员老公手捧一个包子进了家门。
再补个，知乎看来的
程序员问科比：你为什么这么成功
科比：你知道洛杉矶早晨4点钟是什么样子吗
程序员：知道，一般那时候我还没睡。怎么了？
科比：……没事！ 向一个程序员借钱。程序员问：你要借多少？答：1000。程序员说：那凑个整吧，掏出了1024
悬崖边上有个牌子写着warning, 只有程序员掉下去了
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