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Are programmers' fighting skills generally weak?

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I have had fights with two programmers, and I feel that the programmers’ fighting skills are generally weak, probably due to lack of exercise. I wonder what the fighting skills of other programmers are like?

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My combat effectiveness index is only five. . . . . . Wait, 2 samples, you can get "universal"? How? If the sample set is not enough, where is the control group?

It turns out that a colleague is a retired special forces soldier, and he has been exercising and has a strong fighting ability.
Now a colleague has practiced Taekwondo and Shaolin boxing since he was a child. He has been practicing Taekwondo and Shaolin boxing until now, and his fighting ability is also very strong.
I myself have studied martial arts for five or six years. Fists, knives, sticks, guns, everything. . . sloppy. Let me tell you, there is a steel plate underneath our keyboard. Because you haven’t met a programmer like me who likes sports →_→ Are soldiers generally poorly programmed? It’s time to show off this picture Are programmers' fighting skills generally weak? Last winter, I went skiing with a group of classmates. We were all programmers. We met an unscrupulous tour guide and an unscrupulous ski resort. After waiting for several hours, they told us that they had no skis and that we had to pay extra for high-end skis (the tour guide had sworn to us before) He must have a board). When I saw the difference between the high-end boards and the low-end ones, the price difference was more than three times. We started to collect money to exchange for high-end boards. After all the money was given, we were told that there were not enough high-end boards. How about you wait?
I was furious at that time. Madeda woke up at five o'clock in the morning and waited until eleven o'clock at noon. You asked me to add more money and I added it. Now tell me it's not enough. A burst of great force grabbed the tour guide's collar and glared angrily. He roared and denounced the black-hearted tour guide for colluding with the ski resort circle. money and asked for a refund.
Everyone in the reception hall looked at me...
Thirty seconds later. The tour guide and ski resort staff conjured up five boards like magic and apologized to us with a smile

Thinking about it later. . What an idiot. .
If we hadn’t gone there with so many people and they had so few
I might have switched from skiing to wheelchair skating Yes. Programmers never fight. They may just be waiting for the day when brain-computer interfaces become a reality... You must be an artist or a product! Programmers who can move rack servers and routers to racks by themselves have never encountered anyone who dares to hit him.
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