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Jun 23, 2016 pm 01:42 PM

周三啦，时间过得真快！我先看看现在几点了，时间过得这么快，得留下点什么～

@开源中国首席一失足成千古风流人物以稀为贵：学霸的表

期末都是学霸的世界！学渣你又在图书馆睡觉觉了吗？

请大家鉴定一下这是学霸，学渣还是学?。。。

物理课时，老师问：“11伏、30伏、220伏、1000伏和3500伏的电压，哪个可以摸，哪个不可以摸？” 学生：“都可以摸，但有的只能摸一次。”

这学生学的好不好，跟老师有一定的关系～

@blindcat ：老师也是越来越有才了

这够形象够生动，牛！

俺感觉吧，《神雕侠侣》确实已经不是原来的味道，小龙女的形象也已不是原来的李若彤，但是，小龙女还是深深的扎在了我们的心里！可以说，有了现在的小龙女，一些专业名词解释起来也没那么费劲了，非常的形象生动！

@平凡简单：用小龙女来趣解软件开发流程

@ghostwl ：官方特卖与淘宝特卖的区别啊

生活中也有超多小龙女版本：

@MDomino ：看完这张图，你会觉得陈妍希版的小龙女还算好的。。来见识下！

@blindcat ：毫无违和感的金龙女

@Joan ：我家笨笨cos小龙女第二季，完败包子脸不？

无论如何，我比较喜欢介个小龙女：

@花间小酌 : 小龙女

这个黑的有点过了哦

@龙马行空：小龙女的真相亮瞎啦

这这这，亮瞎了我的钛金眼啊啊啊啊

再问一个跟程序猿密切相关的问题：

@开源中国首席动弹师：你会3P吗？？

为啥一定要 3P，会 PHP 不就好了吗？？？

能写出这么漂亮的代码也是极棒的！

超棒的代码

介个小小编也会，哈哈

但是我竟然不会这道题，没天理了，虽说小小编高中数学也没及格过几次。。。

@开源中国首席一失足成千古风流人物以稀为贵：求面积

可能男生和女生的思维有一点点不一样吧

@开源中国首席一失足成千古风流人物以稀为贵：一男的问女的：“你一个月流量是多少呢？” 女的回答：“大概40CC吧～～” 男的：“40CC是多少kb？” 女的：“。。。。。。”

无论男女，来 OSC，必须动弹啊，不然怎么算是来过 OSC？

@jaeger_：开启 OSC动弹看图模式只看有图的动弹，看动弹就是这么任性：

小小编告诉大家，要上热门君，爆照是很有必要的，看看美丽的妹纸，一爆照即刻上热门！

@大菲 : 感觉就是掉进坑了，但爷是讲信用的人，拿去吧！

@阿娇OSC : 好吧，别打我，这样行吧

@测试小松鼠 : 英伦风的我

有 OSCer 说，是@红薯在下一盘很大的棋，OSC 的美女都爆照了，@红薯还爆了 OSC 的新办公室

@红薯 : 怎样，我们的新办公室够不够绿

说的没错，俺们确实在招人，有人要来跟小小编谈笑风生吗？

OSC 正在招聘 Java 程序猿，如果想来，请联系@红薯～

今天俺们的新 Android 客户端也发布了！大家赶紧尝尝鲜！
周三愉快，平安夜记得给小小编送个苹果哟～

提前说声，平安夜快乐，么么哒～

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